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Today's Column: I'm a midget and I don't get many dates.

 

Dear Chloe,

I am a midget and don't get many dates. Do you think that it is because I am 3 feet tall or my personality?

Signed,

Short Pants

 

Dear Short Pants,

I tend to think it's your personality, because as everyone knows, size doesn't matter.

tout jamais,

 


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