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Today's Column: What do girls really mean when they...


Hey Gang!

I've got a lot of people asking me, how can they find out whether their crush likes them, or how can they approach their crush without looking like a dork. Sure, you could check out the Squirtonline survey, How to Tell if Someone Likes You, but some of you bravehearts must have hooked up with your honeys (I sure hope so!) So tell me, what worked for you? Let me know and I can tell the peeps!



Dear Chloe,

I wanna know if this one girl likes me. She acts like she does but I don't really know. She says that she would consider me and all but I'm not sure. She has broken up with her boyfriend and now I want to move in on his place. What do I do?


Lil Tre


Dear Lil Tre,

First of all, step off. Since she recently ended a relationship, it's doubtful she's going to want to jump into another one, despite what you want.

Secondly, her attitude towards you seems lukewarm. It might be because her head is messed up from the breakup (normal). But it also might be because she's not interested and she didn't want to come out and say so.

Give her some time to straighten out her feelings. Taking advantage of a rebound is not a good idea. Think about it. She's got a lot of heavy-duty emotions that need to be vented before she can start putting them away, and you, my friend, will be the bulls-eye. Then she'll be ready to move on to some other guy. So keep your distance. Let her know you're interested but you'll wait til she's ready. She'll appreciate that. If she doesn't get back to you, then there's her answer.

 Bonus question!

Dear Chloe,

I like my sister's friend, her name is Cassandra and I flirt with her all the time. She always sticks her butt up in the air when I come by. She's always doing little things when I come by like getting in certain sexy positions but when I have my sis ask her if she likes me as a boyfriend, she says, "No." What should I do to find out if she is just lying to me, and doesn't want to tell me the truth?




Dear Sampson,

Hmm. I don't know what Cassandra's story is, but it's possible she doesn't want your sister to know that she likes you. Why don't you just ask her out yourself, instead of using your sister as a middleman? If she turns you down, at least you'll know for sure that "No" means "No."

If you don't make a move, all that flirting is just flitting. It's time to close the deal, my friend.

Hugs and kisses,


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